Osama is gone!!! Gadaffi is next in line!!! Where would US find the next one?

How wrong were I to believe Allah was God?
US is God!!!
They Created and Destroyed me!

United States of America is celebrating the death of the villain. A person called Osama who was safely hidden by our friendly neighbour, Pakistan. 

It is a fantastic relationship between these two countries. The stronger one identifies the fringe elements that would help its position as the global policeman. It funds their growth and hands the baby over to the other sucker of a partner, who will do anything for money. They ensure the baby grows stronger and plants a few bombs around the world, killing a few and maiming a few others. Then, the bigger partner steps in to slay its own creation and establish themselves as the protector of the world.

Pakistan - The Paradise for the Damned

Looks like all villains and terrorists gravitate towards this friendly nation whenever there is danger to their skin. This has made the mullah-taught, madrassah-graduated planners and administrators consider the great opportunities to make some money on the side. 

This great country have come up with this fantastic idea of TERROR-TOURISM. Pakistan offers special touring packages which increase in cost depending on the award the person carries. 

The information package would sound something like this:

Have you killed a few Americans???
Is your life under serious threat from the US marines?

You have come to the right place.... If you find a safer place on earth, we'll reimburse your rent.

Special Features of our world-class state-of-the-art Apartments

• Our government has developed special quarters for Islamic Jihadists!!!
• These lovely apartments have been subsidized by the aid received from the bloody kaffirs!!!
• Howz that for skulduggery!!

We offer you the best protection possible *

• We have the best smokescreens available to protect you from the prying eyes of the foreigners!
• Specially hardened rooms can withstand nukes! 
• With every night, we offer two magazines of ammo for your AK-47 
• We have 72 virgins of either sex at your disposal, and sheep too, if you have any exotic preferences...

Come stay with us and enjoy the unmatched hospitality...

T & C *: We are not responsible if the Americans find you with their satellites and stick it up yours while you are sleeping. 

I am the next in line... to inherit from Osama... and DIE!!!

Muammer Qaddafi, the ruler of Libya, is on the sights. Having successfully eliminated his youngest children and three Grandchildren, US has saved the world again through its own inimitable way of delivering justice at the doorsteps. He has been sitting in Libya since 1969 and suddenly US realized that he is a danger to humanity and decided to bomb the shit out of him.

Now, they are strategically reducing his inheritants so that they have lesser to kill at a later point of time. Also, going after Qaddafi ensures that the world doesn't forget US as the global power. Never to be mentioned is the Oil available in the area. This war is purely human and has nothing to do with the business generating opportunities for the US companies.

Now what???

Having knocked out Osama and emasculated Qaddafi, US may soon be on the lookout for the next one. So, if you feel you have the right credentials, please do apply to Pentagon. They will take care of you for next 10-15 years until US finds the geo-political and economic reasons to knock you off!!!